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Connie Britton has adopted a baby boy from Africa! This news simultaneously thrills and depresses me.
After a three-year long adoption process, the actress’s dream of motherhood came true about a week ago, after she returned from the African country with her son Yoby — a nickname for Eyob,…
OMGGGGGGG #fnl
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Source: animalstalkinginallcapsI’M SORRY. I’M NOT TRYING TO BE RUDE. I GET THE GIGGLES LIKE THIS WHENEVER I’M IN WICKER PARK. WHY ARE YOU DRINKING A PBR TALLBOY?
FIRST OF ALL YOU HAVE ABOUT $2500 WORTH OF TATTOOS. SECONDLY, THOSE BOOTS COST $400. YOU KNOW HOW I KNOW THAT? BECAUSE IT’S ALMOST 2012 AND WE ALL HAVE THE INTERNET NOW. YOU INCLUDED. IT’S RIGHT THERE ON THE IPHONE 5 YOU’RE ABOUT TO TAKE INSTAGRAM PHOTOS OF YOUR BIKE WITH.
ALSO, WITH ALL YOUR ‘SICK’ UPGRADES THAT’S A $2300 BICYCLE. I BOUGHT MY CAR FOR $1500.
JUST IRON YOUR SHIRT AND ORDER A CHIMAY. YOU’RE NOT POOR.
I WISH THEM BIRDS WOULD SHUT UP. I’M TRYING TO WATCH MY AMERICAN IDOL. IRREGARDLESS, IT DON’T MAKE NO DIFFERENCE WHO’S RIGHT OR WRONG. FOR ALL INTENSIVE PURPOSES PEOPLE UNDERSTAND WHAT OTHER PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO SAY AS LONG AS THEY’RE SPEAKING AMERICAN.
This guy must be from my home town.
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